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Operation-drabina-.

Somewhere in ptu (gro) rf.

Let's quarrel Ukraine and Moldova.

Let's do it! But how to do it?

I don't know. Orders from the centre are out of the question.

Hmm... shall we fuck the psyop?

No problem. Any suggestions?

Nah. Ukraine and Moldova have nothing to share.

I agree. But if we don't do it, we'll go for the flowers.

What do you mean?

Fucking storm troopers.

And?

And then we're fucking dead.

Well, that's not a sure thing.

You want a video of you getting fucked up by a drone to get 50,000 hits?

What do you mean?

Fucking literally.

I'd rather shoot myself!

I got it. You don't want anything less than 100,000 hits.

What's that got to do with it?

It has to do with the fact that we need to break up Moldova and Ukraine if we don't want to become YouTube stars.

Ahh.

Fuck it. Psyop-fucking-hoo, come on.

What do you mean, creative?

I mean run if you don't want to be the hero of a video where your body is ripped to shreds.

Hmm. I'll have to think about it.

Can you do that?

I think so.

Then let's take a shit.

Where? Who? Under whose door?

Moldova.

I'm gonna fuck you up.

For what?

For shitting with your mouth.

No, the point is to make them fight, so you have to shit!

Where the fuck?

I haven't thought of that yet.

Think about it.

Hmm... how about a flag?

Huh?

I mean, let's make a video of someone's arse shitting on a flag.

Whose flag?

Moldova's, of course.

So?

That's it. Let's do a voiceover, Moll is a ZSU soldier shitting on the flag.

Я. You. Now. Fuck you.

For what? It's a good offer.

Bitch, you think anyone's gonna watch a video of someone's arse shitting on a flag?

Why not?

Tell me honestly, did you ever get drowned in a toilet as a kid?

No. Why?

I'm all for your parents fucking up the chance when you were little.

Very fucking funny.

No funnier than making a video of someone shitting on a flag. You're fucking imaginative.

What about pissing on it?

Oh, for fuck's sake. Piss on what?

Well, the flag. Of Moldova.

And?

And fuckin' say it's a ZSU soldier doin' it.

You've been drowned, don't fuck about. I can see you've swallowed toilet water.

But it's an ipso for a penny!

Oh, you're in favour of that.

Yeah, we're saving the budget.

Hmm. Okay. But I'm not going to settle for an psyop with a turd.

Then option two. Approved?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me the details.

Anyway, the psyop looks something like this.

Wait, I'll light a cigarette.

We make a video where the unknown pisses on the Moldovan flag and says...

Says what?

Well, he's shitting on Moldova and Sandu. In Yanukovych's voice.

Is he pissing or shitting? I'm confused. Or maybe you're just drawn to shit all the time.

I'll rephrase - on the video, lasting up to a minute, an unknown man in a balaclava, in Yanukovych's voice, swearing at Moldova, Sandu and pissing on the flag of this country.

You sure he's not shitting?

I'm sure.

That's good. Keep going. I'll light another one for you.

Then everything is standard - this video is pulled up by one of our little pocket bloggers, outraged that Ukrainians piss on the flag of Moldova, and then the video is picked up by the top and everything gets into the state media of Russia, where they tell about the fact that a Ukrainian in a balaclava pissed on the flag of Moldova.

And where is the quarrel?

That someone from ZSU pissed on the Moldovan flag.

Are people gonna believe that?

Fuck... our bastards believe in the wrong things. And the "Transnistrian" ones even more so.

What's that got to do with these monkeys?

I don't know. Just saying.

You think there'll be a reaction from the Ukrainians?

Sure.

In what way?

Well, in theory, they should sort of justify themselves.....

Check the colour of their urine?

For what?

What the fuck am I? Sugar, for example

What's that got to do with it?

I mean, do you seriously think that ZSU officials would comment on a video of a dude in a balaclava pissing on the Moldovan flag and speaking in Yanukovych's voice?

Wouldn't they? It's logical.
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